Monday, May 13, 2013

Shenandoah National Park—Skyline Drive


When driving out to the East Coast for nursing school my dad and I were planning on driving Skyline Drive, unfortunately we were running short on time, and decided to skip that attraction.

Spring finals wrapped up last week, and I took the opportunity to visit the park via bicycle.
Skyline Drive is 105 miles long built over the course of 8 years from 1931 to 1938; it was commissioned through the Work Projects Administration, part of the New Deal agency. There is a lot of good stuff about the park and the drive, like the views and the wildlife. You can go there yourself, or look it up online.. I am pretty tired and I would rather tell you why I am so tired.

Today was the first day of the Amgen Tour of California; stage one was 102 miles with 11,100ft of climbing. I figured I would give something similar a shot. My ride along Skyline Drive was 100 miles with 10,200ft of climbing. The professionals are MUCH MUCH better than I am. The winner took the yellow jersey in 4:31:23. It took me almost three hours longer to cover less distance, less vertical feet, and in cooler weather. They averaged around 22.5mph where as I was around 14mph. Making the jump from a 50-mile ride last week, to a 100-mile ride this week may have not been my brightest idea. You can see the details of the ride at the link below.


Riding a bike for hours at a time is bound to create some issues. My yard sale find from 05’ or 06’ has treated me very well, however I am beginning to wonder if it is not quite the best fit for me; at times my back, neck, and arms were hurting just as much as my legs. Wearing my camelbak may not have helped the situation either; it was full of over 2L of water, two spare tubes, a hand pump, patch kits, tire irons, food, phone, camera, more food, wallet, keys, and plenty of bike tools.

My mom has been fortunate to attend the Sea Otter Classic over the past few years. She has been a competitor, a volunteer, and lately worked a booth in the vendor’s section for Mt. Hermon Redwood Canopy Tours.
Pretty crazy weekend of racing.
Not only does she have a great time while there, she is also great at getting free goodies and bargain deals. I was grateful for this care package she sent me, and took most of it with me on the ride.
The only things that did not come with me on the ride was the hat and the sticker.
The ride did confirm one thing for me: A pair of good shorts or bibs with a good chamois is important. The pervious two weeks I had been having some chaffing issues down under and I wasn’t sure if it was due to my saddle, ridding in the rain, or wearing hand-me-down shorts that I have no idea how old they are. I figured that it was worth spending the money and buying a bit of new riding gear. I wasn’t sure what to get, so I read up about bibs vs. shorts.


I got some bib shorts, and they worked out marvelously; where as before I was having trouble with 30mile rides, I had no issues on this 7-hour ride. Well that is not exactly true… Bibs are kind of like wearing a onesie with a dipper, expect you can’t use that diaper… going to the bathroom can be a challenge.

My friends often ask me what I think about when I go for these long rides or runs. I never seem to have good answers, so this ride I spent some time thinking about what I was thinking about. I realized that I don’t have too many profound thoughts when riding my bike; here are some that I remember:

“I wonder if I am going out too hard?”
“Why did I pick this for my first century ride?”
“That’s a nice view.”
“I’ve only gone 8 miles?! This is going to be a long day.”
“Oh my Lord, these sunglasses seem to drain all the sweat from my face straight into my left eye.”
“Hughes River Gap, hey I know the Hughes.”
“I think I can go downhill faster if I tuck rather than pedal, ooh, careful, speed wobbles.”
Heinrich Haussler probably going much faster than me.
“Shut up legs!” –Jens Voigt
Side note, here are a few more funny ones from him:
-      If it hurts me, it must hurt the other ones twice as much
-      Maybe they just think I am a pretty face
-      No, I do not accept defeat here. I do not accept this
-      Shut up legs! Do what I tell you to do
-      Of course I am blessed with a little bit of talent
-      Oh, you poor thing, you’ve got no chance, you’re already beaten
-      You’re all beaten; I am just laughing at you
-      I get paid to hurt other people, how good is that?
-      You have got to be as insane as the insanity around you
-      In the hierarchy of the family, I’m just above the dog. But I like it that way
-      Having things organized is for small-minded people. Genius controls chaos
-      Oh man, it’s going to take days to kill all these people
-      While I’m not very talented at cooking, I am very talented at eating.
-      I am confident that when I get really old, the human lifespan will be extended
-      Everybody has to suffer, suffer, suffer until they’ve all had enough
-      Every time I race, I will race so fiercely my legs cry
-      I get paid to inflict pain and terror, for other people!
-      If you go (with a break), you can either win or not win. If you don't go for it, you definitely won't win
-      I'll burn, I'm ready to die for you on the bike
-      Cycling is not rocket science

And here are some more:

Ok back to my thoughts:

“Oohh, 30miles out, I could turn around now, that is respectable.”
“45 miles out, ooh I’vs got it now.”
“Halfway there, and my legs are shaking, what was I thinking..”
It was both encouraging and discouraging to have these every mile.
“There are no lights in this tunnel, I can’t see anything.”
It was fine on the way down because I was going around 30mph, but it was sketchy on the way up, especially when cars didn't use their headlights.
“I haven’t gone pee since I this morning, I wonder if my urine output is less than 30ml/hour… that wouldn’t be good.. I better check that when I get home.” (I did, it was 725ml for 10hr)

So as I got more tired my thoughts shifted from G rated to PG-13 or R, I wont repeat them here, but if you want to you can add a few choice vulgar expletives to the these last few thoughts.

“Where is the end of this hill?”
“Why isn’t the road smoother?”
“Wind really?! Really?”
“Where is the down hill, there is suppose to be down hill now.”
“I am never going to do this again.”
“Y’all can just wait behind me, I doubt you would be taking these corners any faster.”
“Hey there is the car, that wasn’t so bad now was it?”

I don’t know when or if I will ever get around to doing something like this again, but I think I enjoyed it in the end.

1 comment:

  1. I'm going to have to read your other posts (if you have any…I am sure you do). I can't believe you actually checked your hourly UO!!! Way to be a nursing student!

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